DnD Story #232 – Don’t tell me I broke the rafter.

This is the story about how I got one of my party members to join a gang and got him beat up twice, because I broke a rafter.


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So in a Wednesday game I play, we have 5 players (including me) which are a Goliath Barbarian, Kenku Rogue, Mountain-Dwarf Sorcerer, White Dragonborn Paladin, and (me) Blue Dragonborn Revenant Warlock. The session almost didn’t happen because our Barbarian, Rogue, and Paladin didn’t show up, but luckily our DM’s brother decided to join in for the night because he was on spring break (we’ll get to him later). It starts by recapping what happened last week, our barbarian and sorcerer had joined a small tournament and the barbarian won in a wrestling match against a Gorgon. Me and the paladin had just joined up with the group (we all started in separate areas of the game world) on our search for a falling purple fireball and it had only recently become dark. The rogue had already reached the fireball and unfortunately died because of some Warlock Knights that guarded the body of Telos. Back to the rest of the group, the barbarian and sorcerer had won a free room for participating in the tournament and I was stuck with the paladin to find our own place to stay. Now that I’ve recapped, this is when the session began. We were on a busy street when I lose the paladin in the crowd. Me being chaotic evil, I don’t really bother to look for him in case he gets in trouble (and because he’s not there to begin with). I find my way to a few inns and insult their staff for not letting me stay for free. It’s getting late so I instead go into a nearby alley and attempt to use my spear to break my way into the inn. Obviously I’m heard from the inside and they send two bouncers, on either end of the alley to corner me. I manage to fight them off with my breath weapon and using Hex to help get out of a grapple. I run through the crowd and lose them only to run into another alley to hide. This one happens to have a window which I peer into and see the sleeping barbarian and a sorcerer who is awake (because the barbarian snores). I climb into the window, having been bloody from the fight and at exactly half health because of being a revenant, I decided to fall asleep after insulting the sorcerer a bit and telling him I’m going to crash for the night. Throughout the night the sorcerer stays awake because he doesn’t trust me (which is fair) and because the barbarian, so he suffers one exhaustion.

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