So ChaCha and the party get offered a job to go hunt a Weindgo in session 2.
As everyone is getting geared up we deside to go shopping for suppiles. the party enters Sam's Sundry, inside is a tiny shop packed with winter goods. At the counter an young Drow woman and behind her sitting off in the back a little a furbog man. I see this slip back outside throw up my cloak and change my appearance to that of a drow lady, and reentered the shop. our group did not notice I leave and do this. Our grumpy farmer barbarian desided he would throw his weight around and insult the owner into cheaper prices. As our rouge and Sorcerer try to steal everything (I MEAN ANYTHING) after listening to this and my perception of 24 I get upset. the Furbog man comes out and desided he had enough and went to throw them out. the barbarian pushed him over and the Drow set off a warning bell. My party tries to run. Nope. I managed to grab the rogue by the hood causing her to drop everything and thanks to a 1 dex from her she also took down the sorcerer. they flee leaving me in the shop. with some great rolls on persuasive I managed to get everything they dropped and 6 sets of winter clothes for around 25 gold. while this was happening the group was surrounded by the town guard. a human captain with a stick up his ass went to talk to the shop keepers. I stand in the door way and listen to him beat on the poor furbog man. Apparently my dumb orc barbarian hearing is so GOOD he could hear this too from 20ft away. he decided to charge in and defend them (the same couple he himself was just harassing) Captian stick ass comes out and yells "Round them up!" I step back inside and put my hood back on and turn back to human and deside to join my group. Still none the wiser to what I am doing (Supposedly although all of them seem to know this, they have a problem keeping out of game knowledge just that out of game) The Great Paladin charges the Captain to knock him pron. 17 hits roll initiative. I got lucky with a 18 a got to go first. I can hear the party trying to talk about how to not go to jail or how this is MY Fault for ruining their theft.
"Is the Captain in front of me and the door way?"
"You see ChaCha appare from the door, " DM
" I shake my head and reach down and BOOP the captain's nose, casting inflict wounds."
"Fuck. fine roll your damage he is prone with a paladin on him your going to hit him."
" so thats 3 d8s right and spell mod? Thats 27 points of damage."
"You all see ChaCha smiling down at the captain and she reaches out one finger a taps his nose. you have never heard someone scream so hard in your life. the other gaurds back up."
"I just whisper to him, We are going to leave now okay."
" the captain wided eyed looks at your smiling face and nods his head, Let them go we are done here."
"I WANT HIS SWORD!" the barbarian yells. intimation cheap is only a 14. "I will stand up an wiggle my fingers at the captain." My roll was 17. the captain thrust his sword at the Orc and huffs off.
"I just can't seem to leave you guys alone at all."
the party is still bitter that they didn't get to steal all that stuff the rogue keeps saying " Well if SOMEBODY didn't grab my hood." everytime she does I respond the same. " I was outside waiting for you all to shop so I have no clue what you mean, a nice drow lady walked in tho."
Im hoping that as we get more into the campaign the oyher player will either do perception checks to see if they know what Im doing or they learn to ignor out of game info they have. otherwise My Changeling will never beable to help them out.
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