DnD Story #234 – Choose your words wisely
So today in DND……Jonathan the cleric: I subjugate the enemy maces stealthilyThe rest of the party: do you mean appropriate?Jonathan: I guess I do. Wait CAN I subjugate the maces?(everyone turns to the DM)DM: Well there is a 2% chance that the weapons are intelligent….What the heck I’ll roll for it. (rolls) no (rolls) No...