The_Derpgon

  • The time our DM had to save us from our bad decisions pt2

    We were about to descend into the cellar when from out of the darkness came an ear-piercing, inhuman scream (outside the game, our DM actually screamed outloud, it was hilarious, and I’ll never let him forget it, even though he tries to). We stopped dead in our tracks, looked at each other, said “Nope”, and...
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  • The time our DM had to save us from our bad decisions

    This story begins with the start of a new campaign. Our party, who did not know each other at this point, starts of by answering an "adventurers wanted" ad. Now this party consisted of 3 players, a drow mastermind rouge, a halfling warlock, and, my character, a half-elf oath of ancients paladin to a nature...
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    How Shocking Grasp Became my Favorite Cantrip

    So these stories are about my one character Dragon, who I’ve told a story about before (check it out, it’s called “How a 5-year old killed my character”). I go more in depth about his character in the other story, but all you need to know for this one is that he’s a blue dragonborn,...
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  • How a 5-year old killed my character

    First let’s lay down the characters, in the party there was a halfling bard, a drow shadow sorcerer, an aasimar paladin, and (my character) a blue dragonborn draconic bloodline sorcerer named Dragon (it’s not his real name, I’ll get to why he’s called that). We were all level 5 at the time, and there was...
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