Once upon a time, I was playing in a game where the party offered to help rescue a princess from some cultists. We were level 1, just volunteers. We went with several of the town guards. About halfway to the cave where the cultists were, we got jumped by wild boars in the woods. Due to bad rolls, the guards were pretty badly messed up. I also tend to have bad rolls. The boars did not. One gored me in the leg pretty badly. Then my sister-in-law tried to stab it. Scratch. She stabs me in my other leg. Cue Ace Ventura gesturing from one leg to the other and screams of "it's in the bone!".
We've had funnier and more interesting experiences, but that one sticks out in my mind