Just before interrupting a cultist ceremony the party’s Tiefling Cleric decided to resurrect a corpse from a nearby graveyard using Animate Dead then Feign Death to ask it questions. I decided to have a little fun with him.
Q1: What happened to you?
A: I DIED.
Q2: What happened before you died?
A: I was making out with my girlfriend.
Q3: Who killed you?
A: Her husband.
Q4: Was he a fish man? (for context the PCs were fighting Sahuagin cultists)
A: No he was human…..can I go now? What are ya not gonna ask me the meaning of life or anythin’ important? Honestly??
Q5: Whats the afterlife like?
A: COLD!
With that the corpse went back to being dead. However the Cleric was having none of that and reanimated the corpse out of spite. The party now has a pet zombie they named Jerry, even though the zombie insists his name is Albert when he was alive.
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