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DnD Story #202 – Sassy Zombie

DnD Story #202 – Sassy Zombie

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Just before interrupting a cultist ceremony the party’s Tiefling Cleric decided to resurrect a corpse from a nearby graveyard using Animate Dead then Feign Death to ask it questions. I decided to have a little fun with him.

Q1: What happened to you?

A: I DIED.

Q2: What happened before you died?

A: I was making out with my girlfriend.

Q3: Who killed you?

A: Her husband.

Q4: Was he a fish man? (for context the PCs were fighting Sahuagin cultists)

A: No he was human…..can I go now? What are ya not gonna ask me the meaning of life or anythin’ important? Honestly??

Q5: Whats the afterlife like?

A: COLD!

With that the corpse went back to being dead. However the Cleric was having none of that and reanimated the corpse out of spite. The party now has a pet zombie they named Jerry, even though the zombie insists his name is Albert when he was alive.

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