For context, I joined late in the campaign due to work.
We are about halfway through the campaign my character is a Wizard Teethling.
Me- Hey everyone, I got sent by *generic evil dude's name* to come help with the search for the crystals!
Everyone besides the cleric- Welcome!
Cleric- Hello! You must be thirsty from you travels! Here, have some tea and cookies!
Me, never playing DND before- *Drinks and eats mysterious food* Woah, that was pretty good, what was in the tea?
Cleric- Purple Lotus Flower
Everyone IRL- Fuck
A little later we discover a prison that I then end up being separated from the group and forced to fight alone.
Me- *tries to cast crown of stars, fails the role and suddenly collapses onto the ground*
Cleric- *teleports to me, leans down and whispers* Fuck teethlings.