Through an elaborate series of events including a distraught unmounted cavalier, an accidental crit, and a dying/sacrificed paladin, a dragon was summoned.
At some point….
Rogue: I try to pickpocket the dragon.
DM: it’s a dragon. It has scales. And that is DEFINITELY 5 meters….
Cavalier: what were you gonna do, tickle its pockets and find 5 meters of NOPE?!?