DnD Story #89 – Perfect Timing

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So my party has had some unusual characters in it, including an ex-bartender Tiefling warlock, and an alcoholic dragonborn cleric named Korak. The dragonborn hadnt been sober in years, and was unable to sleep at night unless he passed out drunk, with which the bartender happily assisted him.

Though on one occasion, our sorcerer got annoyed with the cleric and cast sleep on him. He slept through the afternoon until the following morning. Without drinking.

So he woke up the following morning and after some constitution rolls, for the first time in over a decade, was deemed sober.

We decided that he needed to have some kind of grand memorable line, the first thing said by the sober Korak.

Dm: “and so, after years of being drunk off his ass, Korak Vaal’s first words of sobriety are…..”

At that exact moment, the players phone went off.

His message tone was Rick screaming “WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB”, meaning ‘I am in great pain, please help me’

We kept that as what he said.


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