DnD Story #215 – Well, He is a Gnome


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Context: The gnome barbarian in my campaign found some fresh water in a cave and, much to the rest of the party’s disgust, decided to strip down and take a swim.

Barbarian (to the rest of the group): Gods, you guys act like you’ve never seen a schlong before.

Cleric: That’s not a schlong, that’s a schlort.

[zombify_post]


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