DnD Story #94 – Dwarven Curses

..I somehow managed to throw together a curse that meant he was a orc child-molester...


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I was playing a dwarf barbarian with rage issues. The party encounters this room full of undead. As we charge into battle, the rogue (whose character had the flaw of cowardess) immediately runs away. I’m using a random table to pull together dwarven insults. I somehow managed to throw together a curse that meant he was an orc child-molester. I yelled out, “you cowardly snotling fondler!”


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